Young Agnostic: I don't understand why we have to leave England. What's wrong with staying here? Sister: It's time for a change, brother. We need to start fresh somewhere else. Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: As long as there are things to steal, I don't care where we go. Young Agnostic: You're impossible, brother. Sister: Now, now, let's not fight. We're all in this together. Young Agnostic: Fine. Where are we headed, then? Sister: Australia. Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: Australia? Oh, how exotic! Young Agnostic: I hear they have some strange beliefs over there. Sister: Different beliefs doesn't mean they're wrong. Keep an open mind, brother. Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: Speaking of keeping an open mind, I heard the aboriginal women are quite beautiful. Young Agnostic: That's not something to joke about. Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: I'm not joking. I plan on seducing one. Sister: That's not appropriate. We're guests in their country, we need to be respectful. Young Agnostic: Agreed. But I do want to learn more about their beliefs. Maybe there's something we can gain from their perspective. Sister: That's a good attitude. Let's all try to learn and appreciate their culture. (A few weeks later, the trio arrives in Australia and meets a group of aboriginals) Young Agnostic: Hello, my name is John. Aboriginal Woman: My name is Tama. Welcome to our land. Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: (whispers to sister) See, I told you they were beautiful. Sister: (whispers back) Please behave yourself. Young Agnostic: Tama, would you be willing to share your beliefs with me? Tama: Of course, John. Our beliefs are tied to our land and our ancestors. We believe in spirits and the importance of connection to the natural world. Young Agnostic: That's fascinating. I don't believe in any particular religion myself, but I do believe in the power of nature. Tama: Then you are already understanding part of our beliefs. (A few days later, the trio spends more time with the aboriginal community. Young Agnostic and Tama grow closer) Young Agnostic: Tama, I feel like I'm learning so much from you. Tama: And I feel the same way about you, John. You have an open mind like few others I've met. Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: (whispers to sister) This is where I step in and steal her heart. Sister: (rolls her eyes) Focus on learning and respecting their culture. (A few weeks later) Young Agnostic: Tama, I have to tell you something. I think I'm falling in love with you. Tama: (smiles) I think I'm falling in love with you too, John. Sister: (smiling from a distance) I knew this would be good for you, brother.

(Revised dialogue) Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: I don't understand why we have to leave England. What's wrong with staying here? Sister: It's time for a change, brother. We need to start fresh somewhere else. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: As long as there are things to steal, I don't care where we go. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac's Sister: That's not the right attitude. We're going to Australia to start a new life, not to continue your kleptomaniac tendencies. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: Fine, fine. I'll behave. Sister: Good. And keep an open mind. Australia has a rich indigenous culture that we should be respectful of. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: Sure, sis. Indigenous culture. Got it. (A few weeks later, the trio arrives in Australia and meets a group of aboriginals) Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: Hello, my name is John. Aboriginal Woman: My name is Tama. Welcome to our land. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: (to himself) Wow, Tama is beautiful. Sister: (whispers) Behave yourself. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: (to Tama) So, Tama, tell me more about your culture. Tama: Our culture is very important to us. We have a deep spiritual connection to our land and our ancestors. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: That's interesting. I don't really believe in any particular religion, but I do believe that the earth holds a lot of power. Tama: That's a good way to think about it. Our culture values the earth and all living things. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: (to himself) I can't stop thinking about Tama. She's amazing. (A few days later, the trio spends more time with the aboriginal community. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac and Tama grow closer) Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: Tama, I have to tell you something. I think I'm falling in love with you. Tama: (looks surprised) I didn't expect to hear that from you. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: I know it's sudden, but I can't help the way I feel. You're incredible. Tama: (smiling) I feel the same way. But you need to know that my culture is very important to me. I won't compromise my beliefs for anyone. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: I understand. I won't ask you to do anything against your will. I just want to learn more about your culture and grow closer to you. Sister: (watching from a distance) This is unexpected, but it might be good for my brother to have someone to care about besides himself. (A few weeks later) Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: Tama, I want to be with you no matter what. Will you be my girlfriend? Tama: (smiling) Yes, I will. But you need to be honest with me from now on and leave your kleptomaniac tendencies behind. Young Agnostic/Aristocratic Kleptomaniac: (nodding) I will. For you, I'll try to be a better person.