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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 10:05 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Interesting. I might have to attend that." Lunagaron: "Me too. It's not often we get to witness a Magnamalo wedding." Garangolm: "I heard they're going all out with the decorations and food." Malzeno: "Sounds like a grand celebration. I'll have to bring a gift." Lunagaron: "Same here. I wonder what they would like?" Garangolm: "I heard they're both big fans of rare jewels and gems." Malzeno: "Well then, we'll have to find something worthy of their special day." Lunagaron: "Agreed. Let's go on a hunt and see what we can find." Garangolm: "You know what they say, finding the perfect gift is a hunt in itself." The three monsters set out on their hunt to find a rare gemstone fit for the wedding gift. As they trek through the various terrains, they come across tough challenges and foes, but they persevere. They finally discover a beautiful, sparkling gemstone that they know will be perfect for Magnamalo and Somnacanth. Malzeno: "This will definitely make for a memorable gift." Lunagaron: "They'll be thrilled with this." Garangolm: "Let's head back and get ready for the wedding ceremony." Excited to share their gift and witness the special union of Magnamalo and Somnacanth, the trio heads off to the Lava Caverns to celebrate love and happiness.
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her babies are going to be hybrids of her and Magnamalo! And most importantly, Somnacanth's going to have twins!"
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Malzeno: "Twins? That's incredible!" Garangolm: "Congrats to them! This is going to be a big deal for the entire monster community." Lunagaron: "Definitely. And to answer your question, Malzeno, Natsuki knows about our world and she's completely cool with it. We make a great team." Malzeno: "Alright, as long as she's aware of the risks involved." Garangolm: "Speaking of teams, how about we plan our next hunt together?" Lunagaron: "Sounds like a good idea. Let's go hunt something big and fierce." The three lords grinned and let out a hearty roar as they gathered their weapons and set out for their next adventure. This time, with Somnacanth and Magnamalo starting a new family and Lunagaron dating a human, the monsters were reminded that anything was possible and that love knows no boundaries. The future was looking bright for the monster community, with the three lords ready to face any challenge that came their way with their newfound sense of positivity and hope.
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm rushes over to Malzeno, concerned about his fellow lord's well-being. Garangolm: "Malzeno, what's going on? Are you alright?" Malzeno: "No, I'm not alright! Lunagaron has gone against our rules and now he's dating a human! And he even wants to marry her!" Garangolm: "I understand your frustration, but we can't just banish him from the Citadel like that. Love knows no boundaries, and I believe that if two beings truly care for each other, they should be allowed to be together." Malzeno: "But what if it disrupts our way of life? What if humans start invading our territories or hunting us down?" Garangolm: "We can work together to find a solution. We can educate the humans about our world and find a way to coexist peacefully. Banning Lunagaron won't solve anything." Malzeno: "You have a point. I was just so angry and disappointed. I'll talk to Lunagaron and see if we can come to an understanding." Garangolm: "Good. We need to support each other and work together to maintain the balance of our world." Malzeno nods, realizing that Garangolm was right. Together, they would have to find a way to navigate this new situation and ensure that the peace and stability of their community remained intact.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with two other mysterious people - one had brown hair and emerald green eyes, and one had coral pink hair and sky blue eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way." Monika: "I think so, too. The girl with sky blue eyes looks down at her belly - which indicates that she's in the last week of her pregnancy. Monika: "Yes...Sayori, I know you're excited to meet your son. But still, I can't believe that MC moved to another city." Natsuki: "OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be. But just before anyone else can talk, Sayori starts to feel her water breaking.
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Sayori: "Guys...I think it's time. The baby's coming." Monika: "Oh no, this is not good timing. We need to find a safe place." Natsuki: "I know, I know. Let me think..." Lunagaron: "Guys, I can help. I may have just fought off some crazy person, but I can also help deliver the baby." Yuri: "Lunagaron, thank you. We really appreciate it." Lunagaron helps Yuri onto a nearby couch and starts to prepare for the delivery. Natsuki helps to get clean towels and water, while Monika moves to help Luna and support her during the delivery process. Sayori: "Oh, it hurts so much..." Luna: "I know, I know. Just keep breathing and pushing. You can do this. We're all here for you." After some intense moments, the baby is born, and it's a healthy little boy. Everyone lets out a huge sigh of relief. Monika: "Congratulations, Sayori. You did it." Natsuki: "He's so cute, look at his chubby little cheeks!" Yuri: "Thank you so much, Lunagaron. You really saved the day." Lunagaron: "It was nothing. I'm just glad that everything turned out okay." Sayori: "I can't believe it. I'm a mom now." Monika: "Yes, and we need to find a safe place for you and your baby to stay. We can't risk having you and your child be in danger." Sayori: "I understand. Thank you, everyone." Together, the group sets off to find a safe place where Sayori and her baby can stay. Despite the chaos and danger they faced, Luna and the others realize that what's important is that they stick together and support each other in moments of need. They may have different beliefs and lifestyles, but they all share a bond that transcends those differences.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!! SHIT!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The twins are coming!! And we don't even have a name for them yet!!!" Magnamalo: "Already?!" Somnacanth: "Yes!" Magnamalo: "Well, at least we've got a nursery set up!" Suddenly, Gaismagorm lands beside them. Gaismagorm: "What is the meaning of this fuckery?" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth's water broke! The twins are coming!" Gaismagorm: "Twins? That's unexpected. Well, we need to get her to the hospital right away." Somnacanth: "Gaismagorm...there's no time! I think I feel the girl's head coming through!"
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Magnamalo: "What?! Okay, don't worry, we'll get through this." Gaismagorm: "Somnacanth, try to breathe and push. We'll help you through it." Together, the three monsters worked as a team to prepare Somnacanth for the delivery. Gaismagorm helped to coach her on breathing and pushing, while Magnamalo did his best to support her emotionally and comfort her. With each passing minute, the delivery grew more intense and exhausting, but Somnacanth kept pushing, and eventually, the sound of a crying baby filled the room. Gaismagorm: "Congratulations, Somnacanth, it's a girl!" Somnacanth: "Oh, my sweet girl. Thank you, everyone." As they were getting ready to welcome the second baby, the first girl popped up with a question. Girl: "Mama, papa, what's my name?" Somnacanth: "Oh, we haven't had time to pick a name yet, my dear." Girl: "How about Luna? Like the name you gave to your friend, Mama?" Somnacanth: "That's a beautiful name, my sweet Luna." Just then, Somnacanth feels another wave of cramps and screams. Somnacanth: "The second one's coming!!" The three friends rally together again, and with a few more pushes and gasps, the sound of another baby crying fills the room. Gaismagorm: "Congratulations again, Somnacanth. It's a boy!" Magnamalo: "Wow, we have a son. This is incredible." Girl: "What about his name, papa?" Magnamalo: "Hmm...how about Garang?" Garangolm walks in. Garangolm: "What's going on?" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth just gave birth to twins, Garang and Luna." Garangolm: "Wow, congratulations! They're beautiful." The group gathered around Somnacanth and her babies, feeling grateful for the miracle of new life and the strength of their friendship. They knew that more challenges lay ahead, but they also knew that they had each other to lean on and support through thick and thin.