[The scene opens behind the scenes of a Scooby-Doo show. Scooby, Shaggy, and Scrappy-Doo are lounging together, surrounded by stacks of misheard lyrics. The reader walks in with a new sheet of hilariously misunderstood lyrics.] Reader: Ok, gang, get this... Shaggy: Like, hit us with your best shot, man! Reader: First up, Billy Joel: 'An Innocent Man'. 'Some people live with the rear of a touch.' [Scooby snickers.] Scooby: Ruh-roh, the rear of a touch? [Laughs] Does that mean they're scared of back pats? Scrappy-Doo: Puppy power! I've got a touch of the rear! It's like my tail's got a mind of its own! Shaggy: [Giggles] Dude, I thought it was "fear of a touch". Now I'm picturing folks jumping at the slightest booty bump! [The three laugh before the reader clears their throat for the next line.] Reader: And here comes the next part, 'And the anger of having dinner poo.' [Scooby gags dramatically.] Scooby: Dinner poo? Scoob-nooby-doo! That's not what we sniff around for in the kitchen! Shaggy: Like, talk about a crappy meal, Scoob! [Laughs] Who's cooking that dinner, the monster of the week? Scrappy-Doo: I didn't know villains resorted to biological warfare! And at the dinner table, no less! [The three break into hysterical laughter.] Shaggy: Can you imagine calling room service? "Yes, hello? I'd like to complain about the dinner poo; it's not as fresh as last time." Scooby: Ror room service, bring Scooby Snacks instead! Scrappy-Doo: I bet even a ghost would run away from that dish! Reader: [Wiping a tear from laughing] You guys are wild. So, what lesson did we learn today? Shaggy: Like, always double-check the lyrics before you sing about rear touches and gourmet poo at karaoke night. Scooby: And alrays have ears for the rear! Scrappy-Doo: And never order the dinner special without asking what it is first! Puppy Power to the rescue of our taste buds! [The trio high-fives, laughing as they walk off into the studio, ready to take on their next adventure, leaving behind a lasting lesson on the importance of getting your lyrics right... or at least having a good laugh when you don't.] Reader: [Calls after them] And keep those ears open for more hilariously misheard lyrics! [The scene fades out with the sounds of their laughter echoing, the promise of more misadventures and misunderstood lyrics in the air.]