\>be anon \>lost job for being too based \>bills are piling up, no job prospects \>search job listings like a madman \>found the perfect job, "exotic peanut butter taste tester" \>sounds radder than it should \>get all hyped, apply \>get hired even without peanut butter degree \>firstday.jaypeg \>bunch of other autists also tryna become PB connoisseur \>boss shows up, very serious \>hands out blindfolds \>explain it's to heighten our taste \>this is getting serious.jpeg \>each given a spoon and a jar \>put on blindfold \>take first spoonful \>slightly familiar flavor \>a bit salty, slightly chunky \>something ain't right.dat \>spit out \>rip off blindfold \>turns out it was just tuna salad \>boss stares into our souls \>"you all passed the test, true peanut butter connoisseurs won't let other nutty imposters fool them" \>newcareer.flex \>never knew life could be so nuts