Make a comedic and vividly detailed The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim story about a beautiful Nord teen going to take a bath. He finds a pond and enters in the buff (describe his physique, hair and butt) to wash off. He decides to get a meal while he's in the pond using his favorite method of fishing: farting. Describe how he looks as he lets out a pungent fart, enjoying the relief. All the fish that smell the fart dies. He happily eats them as he relaxes in the water