Girl 1 (Drunk): *hic* Hey, Emma! You know whaaaaat... I love you so much! Girl 2: Oh no, Sarah! You've had a bit too much to drink tonight, haven't you? Are you okay? Girl 1 (Drunk): 'Course I'm okay! Jus'... jus' takin' a little nap on the couch, that's all. Girl 2: Sarah, you can't sleep on the couch like that. You're all limp, and your speech is so slurred. Girl 1 (Drunk): Nah, I'm... *giggles* I'm supa-dupa comfy. Don' worry 'bout me, Em. Girl 2: But Sarah, you could hurt yourself! Let's get you up so we can get you to bed, okay? Girl 1 (Drunk): Noooo, bed is so far away... 'sides, I'm goin' to see the ceiling, it's pretty. Girl 2: Sarah, come on. I can't just leave you here like this. We need to get you to bed safely. Girl 1 (Drunk): Bed's overrated, Ems. 'Snot like I'm goin' anywhere, huh? Girl 2: I know you're enjoying the moment, but we need to think about your well-being now, Sarah. Come on, let me help you up. Girl 1 (Drunk): *giggles* Welllll, if you insist, but you gotta carry me like a princess! Girl 2: Alright, alright. I'll carry you to your room like a princess, but promise me you won't get this drunk again, okay? Girl 1 (Drunk): Pinky promise! *hic* I'll be a good girl... just don't let me fall, Em. Girl 2: I won't let you fall, Sarah. Trust me. Now, let's get you to bed, and tomorrow, we can laugh about this when you're feeling better.