Cluster 81
“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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1 turn Jun 11, 2023 at 1:18 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the room is filled with the sound of something hitting the floor - and then...crying. The Enderwoman stops attacking and looks behind her - there was a newborn Enderman!)
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Enderwoman: "Oh...my baby!" (The Enderwoman rushes over to her baby) [player]: "Is everything okay?" Enderwoman: "Yes...yes...she's just...very upset right now. I'm sorry for attacking you. I just...I want to protect her." [player]: "I understand. As a parent myself, I would do anything to protect my children." Enderwoman: "Thank you for understanding." [player]: "Is there anything I can do to help you and your baby?" Enderwoman: "Actually...there is something you could do. We're running low on food. If you could gather some resources to make a food supply, we would be forever grateful." [player]: "Consider it done. I'll go out and gather some resources right now." Enderwoman: "Thank you so much." (The Enderwoman and [player] smile at each other before the Enderwoman teleports away with her baby) [player]: "Wow...that was unexpected." ([player] starts gathering resources to make a food supply for the Enderwoman and her baby, realizing that despite their differences, all living beings share a common need - survival.)