[Intro: SMG4] Hahahahaha... I gotta be honest with you There's many reasons I like being the villain From just chillin' to killin' Or tyrannically instilling fear Upon unwilling peasants who cross my path But there's something that I long for A thing that can't go wrong... That would be the time I get to sing my villain song! [Verse] THIS IS MY SONG! MY VILLAIN SONG! I'M GOING TO PLAY THIS SPOOKY GONG! *gong* I am an evil mastermind With the mustache-twirling vibes! You can't go wrong with a great villain song! [Outro} If you disagree I will cut off your dong.. can you rewrite this?