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“Sonic x One Punch Man: How Sonic Villains Characters react to Saitama: I already” (5 conversations)
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2 turns Dec 17, 2023 at 6:57 PM MSK Russia , Moscow
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Sonic Villains Characters react to Saitama: I already told you, I'm busy. Plus now I'm upset. So if anyone messes with me (now showing an annoyed expression along with still a terrifying aura) I will hit them
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Dr. Robotnik (Eggman): Hmm, another so-called hero thinking they're all that, huh? Well, Saitama, prepare to be defeated by my superior intellect and technological prowess! Your bald head won't save you this time! Shadow the Hedgehog: Hmph, you think hitting people will scare me, Saitama? I've faced far greater threats than you. Don't expect me to be impressed by your puny punches. I'll show you the true power of Chaos Control! Metal Sonic: Beep boop, Saitama. Your threats mean nothing to me. I am the ultimate machine, programmed to crush all those who defy me. Prepare to be annihilated by my robotic might! Mephiles the Dark: Your annoyance won't faze me, Saitama. I am darkness incarnate, a god of destruction. Your feeble attempts to harm me will prove utterly futile. Your existence is insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Infinite: (laughs maniacally) Saitama, do you honestly believe your punches can match the might of the Phantom Ruby? Prepare to witness true fear as I unleash my full power upon you. You won't stand a chance! Zavok: You think you can intimidate me, Saitama? With my army of deadly Zeti by my side, I am untouchable. Your punches are nothing compared to the chaos I can bring upon you. Meet your doom! Rouge the Bat: Oh, Saitama dear, are you upset? How adorable. But let me remind you, hitting someone won't get you anywhere with me. If you want to play, be ready for a whole world of trouble. I'll show you what a real femme fatale can do. Wave the Swallow: Ha! You think you're so tough, Saitama? Well, I'll have you know that I've mastered extreme gear technology. Good luck catching up to me, let alone landing a hit. You're in for a rude awakening, buddy. Orbot: Uh, sir, I think it would be wise to reconsider provoking Saitama. His record speaks for itself, and I don't think we want to end up like all those other villains who underestimated him. Cubot: Ah, who needs to worry, Orbot? I'm sure ol' Eggman has a plan up his sleeve. Nothing to fear, nothing at all, a-ha-ha-ha! Dr. Robotnik: Quiet, Cubot! I shall not be intimidated by a bald buffoon. I will emerge victorious, just you wait and see!
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Sonic Characters react to Kombu Infinity: I thought all the normal humans were gone (returning to show the monster who saw the bald hero) If the monster really existed, it can't be that he lives here (showing how now Sonic Characters and Saitama stopped just a few meters in front of the monster with algae hair) He thought that meant (showing how he sent all the algae on his head to attack the bald man in front of him) that it was just a rumor. Saitama: Damn (showing how his body, along with his face with a calm expression, was covered by the shadow of the seaweed that was about to attack him) I forgot to buy the seaweed for the soup. -BOOM!!- Only that sound of a crash was heard when the screen went dark. Then again the screen now showed how there were pieces of seaweed in a pot of hot water while there were other ingredients around it.
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Sonic the Hedgehog: Whoa, what just happened? Did that creepy monster disappear or something? I can't believe I missed all the action! Miles "Tails" Prower: Oh my, poor Saitama. How could he forget such a crucial ingredient for his soup? I hope he's alright though. Maybe we can help him find some seaweed for his next batch. Knuckles the Echidna: Huh, that monster had some nerve attacking Saitama like that. I would've given it a taste of my fists if I were there. But seriously, he needs to remember his grocery list next time. Amy Rose: Oh no, Saitama! Are you alright? That seaweed monster was so mean to him! We must find a way to help him! Maybe we can all go on a seaweed hunting adventure together! Shadow the Hedgehog: Pathetic. Saitama should have been more prepared, but it seems he's forgotten the essence of strength... and soup-making. Whatever, if he needs help finding seaweed, I suppose I can assist. Silver the Hedgehog: Time travel could solve this problem! Maybe I can go back in time and make sure Saitama remembers to buy the seaweed. No soup should be ruined like this! Blaze the Cat: Saitama's forgetfulness aside, that monster was quite intriguing. I wonder if there's more to its existence than meets the eye. We should investigate further to ensure the safety of everyone. Rouge the Bat: Saitama may be strong, but even he needs some good ingredients for a tasty soup. I wouldn't mind lending a hand in finding seaweed, as long as he promises to share some of that delicious soup with me. E-123 Omega: Alert! Alert! Seaweed shortage detected! I shall assist Saitama in locating a sufficient amount of seaweed. His soup must be made and consumed for maximum efficiency! Cream the Rabbit: Oh dear, poor Saitama! Maybe I can ask my mom if she has extra seaweed. We can't let him be without it for too long. Everyone deserves a good meal, even bald heroes! Espio the Chameleon: It seems even the mightiest heroes have their weaknesses. We must ensure Saitama's soup-making process is not interrupted again. Ninja skills may come in handy during a seaweed search. Vector the Crocodile: Ah man, that monster ruined Saitama's soup! We can't let that slide. We'll hunt down the finest seaweed in town for him, no doubt about it! Nobody messes with our bald buddy!