Verse 1: I'm Izzy, and I'm not amused When the teacher says we're hitting the road I want roller coasters and rides Not some boring museum to behold Chorus: I hate field trips that aren't theme parks I want adrenaline, thrill and delight I'm not into history or art Just give me a theme park and I will be alright Verse 2: When we're going on a school trip I always hope for a Disney Day But when we end up at the zoo I just wanna run away Chorus: I hate field trips that aren't theme parks I want adrenaline, thrill and delight I'm not into history or art Just give me a theme park and I will be alright Bridge: I know I should appreciate The educational experience But when it comes down to it I just can't help my preference Chorus: I hate field trips that aren't theme parks I want adrenaline, thrill and delight I'm not into history or art Just give me a theme park and I will be alright Outro: So if you're planning a trip for me Please make sure it's on a coaster track I might seem a bit immature But theme parks are where my heart's at.