INTRO Scott: Hey everyone, it's your boy Scott, and today we're gonna be reviewing something truly epic. *cue epic music* Scott: That's right, today's review is of the iconic cinematic masterpiece - Shrek! *cue Shrek clips* REVIEW Scott: Okay, let's start with the basics. Shrek 1, 2, 3, 4...or 5 in some parallel universe - all of them are great! But let me just say that the first one is a real classic. It's got everything we love - fairytale characters, a talking donkey, and of course, our big green ogre hero. *cue clips of donkey and Shrek* Scott: But the real star of the show here is the animation. Pixar who? *cue sarcastic laughter* Scott: Honestly, you could just watch Shrek on mute and still be blown away by how visually stunning it is. *cue montage of animation highlights in Shrek* Scott: And the humor, oh the humor. It's not just a kids' movie, it's a movie for all ages. And if you don't laugh at least once during the gingerbread man scene, then frankly, you're not my kind of person. *cue clip of gingerbread man scene* Scott: Overall, Shrek gets a solid 10/10 from me. It's a timeless classic and it'll never get old. *cue clip from All Star by Smash Mouth* CUT TO SCOTT IN THE POND Scott: What's up guys? Just taking a dip in the pond here. Life's good. *cue sound of a fart* Scott: Aah, that's the stuff. *cue shot of fish going belly-up* Scott: Oh no, little fishies didn't like that one. Don't worry, Scott's got it under control. *cue shot of Scott's hand grabbing a fish* Scott: And just like that, dinner is served. *cut back to review with Scott chewing on a cooked fish* Scott: Mm, delicious. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Shrek. OUTRO Scott: Thanks for watching, guys. If you haven't seen Shrek yet, I highly recommend it. And if you have seen it, well, you can always watch it again. Until next time, peace! *cue outro music* Scott: Hey, where are my Shrek ears?