> suddenly, the world starts glitching out. > the cheese starts turning into rainbow colors and speaking in tongues. > I panic and run towards the exit, but the walls start melting and forming into pictures of Nicolas Cage. > I hear a voice in my head telling me to sacrifice a block of cheese to the cheese gods. > I comply, and suddenly everything goes back to normal. > I am transported to a parallel universe where horses are the only form of transportation. > I ride a horse to work and am praised as a hero for appeasing the cheese gods. > Suddenly, Danny DeVito appears out of nowhere and gives me a high five. > End greentext.