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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:19 PM EDT
United States
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the room is filled with the sound of something hitting the floor - and then...crying. The Enderwoman stops attacking and looks behind her - there was a newborn Enderman, and it hit its head on the floor)
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Enderwoman: "Oh no, what have I done..." [player]: "It's okay! Let me help you with the baby. Here." ([player] holds out their arms and takes the baby Enderman) [player]: "Don't worry, little guy. You'll be alright." Enderwoman: "Thank you... I'm sorry for attacking you." [player]: "It's okay. We all make mistakes. But now that we're all calm, can we talk more about why eye contact is such a big deal for Endermen and Enderwomen?" Enderwoman: "Well, it's just part of our culture and biology. When we make eye contact, it triggers a response that makes us feel threatened. It's how we've evolved to survive in the End." [player]: "I see. So, how can we make sure we don't accidentally trigger that response?" Enderwoman: "Just avoid direct eye contact, or look above or below us." [player]: "Got it. Thanks for explaining. And hey, it looks like the baby's feeling better already." Enderwoman: "Thank you for helping. I'll leave you to your building now." ([player] waves goodbye as the Enderwoman teleports away) [player]: "Phew, that was a close one. But at least we learned something new today."