[The trio is nestled behind the curtain, a bundle of snacks scattered around as they ready themselves for the most uproarious session yet. Shaggy holds a printed stack of the translations, Scooby and Scrappy eagerly leaning in, their eyes wide with anticipation.] Shaggy: Alright guys, get ready for this. It's gonna be a wild ride. *starts reading* "Mario, I know all your adventures worldwide. You are everywhere! And always the bad guy! Every time!" [Scooby bursts into laughter, spitting out a half-chewed Scooby Snack.] Scooby: Ralways the bad guy? Mario? Scrappy: Ha! As if! Last time I checked, Mario was saving the princess, not kidnapping her! What's next? Yoshi is the mastermind behind it all? Shaggy: *continuing* "The princess is very beautiful! I want to be one!" [Scooby and Shaggy exchange a look, then burst out laughing.] Shaggy: Zoinks! Imagine Mario in a princess dress! Scooby: Rimagining it now! [Does a twirl and pretends to be a princess] Scrappy, mockingly majestic: "Oh dear Mario, won't you save me?" Shaggy: *reads on* "What a hell! Really! I can go, Goomb! Can I die? The!!!!! So also! Mario! That Yiddishjaya!" [Scooby looks confused, scratches his head.] Scooby: Yiddishjaya? Rooby-Dooby-Doo? Shaggy: Like, I didn't know Mario was multilingual! Scrappy, pretending to tip an imaginary hat: "And a good day to you, sir! That Yiddishjaya to you too!" Shaggy: *trying to keep a straight face* "Maybe we should f'." *Pauses* Uh guys, it says after "Goverman Entertainment!" cutscene if Mario has less than full HP. [The trio stares at each other, a silence before they burst into laughter.] Scrappy: Wait, wait, wait. Mario has a health plan? "Sorry, Mario, you've used all your HP. Time to f'." Shaggy: *chuckling* "It seems wings exist." Scooby: Don't they know? Birds have wings! [Flaps arms] Scrappy: No, no, Scoob! It's a breaking news alert! "It seems wings exist." Our whole life is a lie! Shaggy: *reads the last part* "This is magical. Magic has a magical pennis." [Dead silence, then the trio loses it, laughing hysterically.] Scooby: Ragic ragic! Shaggy: Man, oh man, could you imagine the spell casting? "I summon thee, magical pennis!" Scrappy: [Laughs] "Behold! The great and powerful... pennis!" [The trio, amidst their laughter, imagines various scenarios, mocking the translations with exaggerated dramatics and gestures, creating a comically charged atmosphere where no bad translation is safe from their hilarity.] Shaggy: Like, I think we broke the comedy scale, guys. Scooby: Re-he-he-heally! Scrappy: Let's do this again! But next time, let's get the whole gang. Imagine Velma's face! [The scene fades with their laughter echoing, a pile of snack wrappers testament to their behind-the-scenes hilarity.] END