Make an immaculately detailed, extremely long and humorous Marvel novel. Peter Parker, played by the beautiful British actor Tom Holland, decides to take a bath in a pond in the nude (humorously describe the appearance of his big, thick, bare butt). Knowing how horrible his gas is, and wanting to kill some fish easily for supper, he farts in the water, the stench making fish die. Peter gathers them up. Add Peter's dialogue in a British accent throughout the whole scene