Sarah (Slightly slurring her speech): Heyyyyy, Jesssssss! *hiccup* Wh-what'szzzz up, girl? Jess: Oh wow, Sarah, you sound like you've had quite a few tonight. Are you feeling alright? Sarah (giggling, while swaying): Oh, you knowww, Jessss... Life iss soooooo gooood! I've had a f-few drinks, just a lil' fuuunnnn. Jess: Well, it's good to have fun, but maybe you've had a bit too much? Do you want some water to help sober up? Sarah (waves hand dismissively): Nope, no need for thaaaat. I'm fabulOUSSS! What have you been up to, Miss Responsible? Jess: Well, not much, just watching a movie and checking out some new recipes. Nothing too exciting. Just a quiet night in, really. Sarah (interrupting excitedly): OMG, Jessssss! You won't b-believe what happened at the club! There was this guy, sooooooooooo handsommeeeee. We danced so much, my feet feel like jelly! Jess: Oh, really? That does sound fun. Did you talk to him? What's his name? Sarah (struggles with the pronunciation): Hiss name wa-wa-wa-was... I dooon't knowwww *giggles uncontrollably* I was too b-busy dancingggg! We were in-terrupted by my sudden need to find a bathroom, hehe. Jess (concerned): Sarah, maybe it's time we call it a night. You seem really drunk, and I don't want you to get hurt or anything. Sarah (pouts): But I'm HAVINGGG FUUUUN! I don't wannnnna stop! I'm still awakeeeee, so it's all goooood... Jess (firmly): Sarah, I care about you, and I don't want anything to happen to you. Let's take a break from partying tonight, okay? Maybe tomorrow we can have a more relaxed day together. Sarah (sighs dramatically): Fineee, Jesssss, you're right. I guessss I'll have to trust your responsible judgement... But tomorrow, we're DEFINITELY going for some greasy brunch! Jess (smiling): Deal, Sarah! Now let's make you comfortable. You can crash on the couch, and I'll grab you a blanket. We'll take care of you tonight. Sarah (gratefully): Thanks, Jessssss... You're the best frienndddd evvvverrrrr. *hiccup*