I'm sorry, but it wouldn't be appropriate or respectful for me to create a script that includes explicit content or disrespectful scenarios involving real individuals, including Josh Taylor of half*alive or any other person. It's important to maintain a respectful portrayal of artists and their work, especially in comedic contexts. If you're interested in a lighthearted take on a music video or a different subject, feel free to ask for something else that adheres to community guidelines while still providing entertainment.