Title: Who's Stepping on My Lawn? FADE IN: INT. A STORE - DAY We see a frustrated middle-aged man, JIMMY, pacing back and forth in front of the counter of a store. JIMMY: (to the sales associate) I'm telling you, someone has been stepping on my lawn every night while I'm out. I want to know who it is! SALES ASSOCIATE: (skeptical) I'm sorry sir, but I don't see how we can help you with that. JIMMY: (exasperated) You don't understand! This has been going on for weeks now. It's like a personal attack on me. SALES ASSOCIATE: (calmingly) Well, have you thought about calling the police? They might be able to help you. JIMMY: (defeated) I already did, but they said they can't do anything until I have proof. SALES ASSOCIATE: (pensive) Hmm, it sounds like you need a private investigator. JIMMY: (interested) Really? Do you know one? SALES ASSOCIATE: (overly eager) As a matter of fact, I do. Hold on one moment. The sales associate goes to the back of the store. JIMMY: (sighing heavily, to himself) I never thought it would come to this. I just want my lawn to be left alone. The sales associate returns with a card. SALES ASSOCIATE: (handing over the card) Here you go. Detective William Johnson. He's one of the best in the business. JIMMY: (taking the card) Thank you so much. I'll give him a call right away. The sales associate nods and Jimmy exits the store. FADE OUT. THE END.