Boss Fight 1: Quarterback and Head Cheerleader Quarterback Moves: 1. Blitz Tackle: The Quarterback charges toward the player and tackles them, dealing heavy damage. 2. Spiral Throw: Throws a football projectile at the player. Explodes on contact or after a short time, dealing damage within a small radius. 3. Audible: The Quarterback calls out an audible, changing the Head Cheerleader's current move. 4. Team Captain: The Quarterback raises the morale of his ally, giving the Head Cheerleader a temporary buff to attack and defense. Head Cheerleader Moves: 1. Pom-Pom Push: The Head Cheerleader uses her pom-poms to create a gust of wind, pushing the player away. 2. High-Kick Sweep: The Head Cheerleader performs a high kick, knocking the player to the ground. 3. Cheer Boost: The Head Cheerleader cheers for the Quarterback, healing him for a small amount of health over time. 4. Cheer Captain: The Head Cheerleader raises the morale of her ally, giving the Quarterback a temporary buff to speed and attack. Tag Team Moves: 1. Team Takedown: The pair grapples the player, with the Quarterback tackling them and the Head Cheerleader following up with a high-kick sweep. 2. Field Goal Attempt: The player is grappled and held in place by the Quarterback while the Head Cheerleader attempts to kick them like a football. 3. Sideline Swap: The pair swap positions on the battlefield, confusing the player and allowing them to attack from different angles. Boss Fight 2: Club Owner and Twin Secretaries Club Owner Moves: 1. Swinging Cane: The Club Owner swings his cane at the player, dealing moderate damage. 2. Money Shot: The Club Owner throws a handful of cash into the air, which falls and deals damage upon contact with the player. 3. Smoke and Mirrors: The Club Owner uses the club's smoke machine to create a smokescreen, making himself invisible until his next attack. 4. Velvet Rope: The Club Owner summons a velvet rope, blocking the player from reaching the Twin Secretaries. Twin Secretaries Moves (each Secretary shares these moves and always moves synchronously): 1. Spin Attack: The Twin Secretaries perform a synchronized spinning attack with their extending pens, dealing damage. 2. Pen Projectile: One secretary fires a pen projectile from her clipboard at the player while the other defends with her clipboard. 3. Power of Red Tape: One secretary binds the player with red tape, immobilizing them temporarily while the other pelts pens and staples. 4. TPS Report: The secretaries collaborate on a TPS report that strengthens the Club Owner, giving him a temporary buff to attack and defense. Tag Team Moves: 1. Company Restructure: The Club Owner and Twin Secretaries reposition themselves on the battlefield, forcing the player to constantly adapt. 2. Grapple and Stab: The Club Owner grapples the player with his cane, allowing one of the secretaries to stab the player with her extending pen. 3. Office Politics: One secretary distracts the player with flirtatious advances, while the other secretary and the Club Owner attack from behind. Boss Fight 3: Pimp and Sex Worker Pimp Moves: 1. Gold Cane Strike: The Pimp swings his gold-tipped cane at the player, dealing heavy damage. 2. Backhand Slap: The Pimp slaps the player with his powerful hand, knocking them back. 3. Charm Offensive: The Pimp momentarily charms the player, causing them to be unable to attack their foes. 4. Pimp Swagger: The Pimp becomes briefly invulnerable to all attacks, allowing him to reposition himself on the battlefield. Sex Worker Moves: 1. Poison Kiss: The Sex Worker blows a poisoned kiss toward the player, dealing damage over time. 2. Stiletto Stab: The Sex Worker kicks the player with her stiletto heels, causing bleeding damage. 3. Seduction: The Sex Worker seduces the player, causing them to be momentarily stunned and vulnerable. 4. Catfight: The Sex Worker taunts and mocks the player, enraging them and causing them to take increased damage. Tag Team Moves: 1. Pimp Slap and Kick: The Pimp slaps the player, while the Sex Worker follows up with a stiletto kick. 2. Double Team Seduction: The pair distracts the player with a synchronized dance, leaving them open for additional attacks. 3. Honey Trap: The Sex Worker lures the player towards her, allowing the Pimp to strike from behind with his cane. Boss Fight 4: Clown, Contortionist, and Strongman Clown Moves: 1. Pie Toss: The Clown throws a pie at the player, dealing minimal damage but obscuring their vision temporarily. 2. Juggling Act: The Clown juggles a set of bowling pins, three of which fly out at high speed towards the player. 3. Unicycle Kick: The Clown kicks the player from atop a unicycle, dealing damage and potentially causing the player to trip. 4. Laughing Gas: The Clown releases a cloud of laughing gas, causing the player's controls to be reversed for a short duration. Contortionist Moves: 1. Elastic Grab: The Contortionist stretches her arms towards the player, grabbing and pulling them closer. 2. Body Twist: The Contortionist twists her body to avoid the player's attacks, then immediately strikes back in retaliation. 3. Limb Lash: The Contortionist whips the player with her extended limbs, dealing moderate damage. 4. Confusion: The Contortionist grosses out the player by contorting herself into a grotesque formation, leaving the player momentarily incapacitated. Strongman Moves: 1. Power Slam: The Strongman slams his fists into the ground, dealing high damage and knocking the player into the air. 2. Boulder Toss: The Strongman tosses a massive boulder at the player, dealing massive damage on impact. 3. Forceful Charge: The Strongman charges towards the player, dealing damage and knocking them back upon impact. 4. Berserker Rage: The Strongman receives a temporary power buff, greatly increasing his attack and defense. Tag Team Moves: 1. Circus of Pain: The Clown throws a high-speed bowling pin at the player, while the Strongman tosses them into the air for the Contortionist to grab and slam back onto the ground. 2. Human Cannonball: The Clown climbs inside a cannon and shoots himself toward the player, dealing heavy damage on impact. 3. Twisted Catch: The Clown fires a bowling pin towards the player which the Strongman hits like a baseball to increase its speed, with the Contortionist uniquely dodging and tripping up the player simultaneously. 4. Seamstress Stretch: The Contortionist grabs the player from afar and pulls them to the Strongman, who strikes with a crushing blow.