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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 7:05 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?"
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Lunagaron: "That's news to me. I didn't even know they were dating." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been seeing each other for a while now. I heard it from one of the other monsters." Malzeno: "Well, I guess that's their business. But still, it's not like they need a big wedding or anything." Lunagaron: "Agreed. I'm just happy for them if they're happy together." Garangolm: "Same here. Now, can we please go find some peace and quiet somewhere away from these pesky hunters?"
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!"
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Garangolm: "Wait, really? That's amazing news! Congratulations to the happy couple." Malzeno: "Yes, congratulations to them. But Lunagaron, you know the rules. No monster can have a romantic relationship with a human. It's forbidden." Lunagaron: "I know, but rules are meant to be broken sometimes. And Natsuki is different. She understands me and accepts me for who I am." Malzeno: "I'm sorry, Lunagaron, but I can't condone this. I have to report it to the higher-ups." Lunagaron: "That's your choice, Malzeno. But just know that I won't apologize for who I love."
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What?! Are you serious? That's not fair!" Garangolm: "I'm sorry, Lunagaron, but we can't allow you to continue breaking the rules and risking the safety of our species." Lunagaron: "But you can't just banish me from my home! Where will I go?" Malzeno: "That's not our problem, Lunagaron. You made your choice when you decided to pursue a relationship with a human." Lunagaron: "This is ridiculous. I won't stand for this." Garangolm: "I'm sorry, Lunagaron. But the decision is final." With that, the three lords left the Citadel, leaving Lunagaron feeling lost and alone. He knew he had to find a way to be with Natsuki, but he didn't know how he would do it.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes.
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Natsuki: "What's going on here?!" Brown-haired person: "Monika, are you okay?" Monika: "No, I'm not okay! This monster attacked me and cut off my hair and gouged out my eye!" Lunagaron: "No, it's not like that. She tried to take my book, and then she started talking about my claws being a knife collection or something." Natsuki: "What book?" Lunagaron: "The Portrait of Markov. It was just sitting here, and I started reading it." Brown-haired person: "Wait, the Portrait of Markov? That's a dangerous book. We need to take it and destroy it before anyone else gets hurt." Natsuki: "But what about Lunagaron? We can't just leave him here to be captured or worse." Brown-haired person: "I have an idea. Monika, you stay here and tend to your wounds. Natsuki, you and I will take Lunagaron with us. We have a group that can help him." Lunagaron: "Who...who are you guys?" Brown-haired person: "We're the Literature Club. And we're here to help you, no matter what."