Title: "Crappy Showdown" INT. HONG KONG POLICE STATION - LATE AFTERNOON Rain pours down outside as we see water trickling down the windows of the Hong Kong Police Station, filled with adrenaline-pumped cops working to take down a notorious triad gang. Everyone is busy and under intense pressure. SERGEANT LO (45), a female sergeant, short and stout with a firm disposition, wearing a brownish-green tailored shirt and navy blue trousers, stands in front of a whiteboard, briefing her team on the latest updates on this high-stakes case. SERGEANT LO Ladies, we've got wind that the gang plans to strike tonight at the Tri-Star Nightclub. This is our chance to take them down once and for all. OFFICER WONG (25), a rookie cop with a lanky frame, wearing a white button-up shirt, sleeves rolled up, and black pants, raises her hand. OFFICER WONG Sergeant, why haven't we made our move earlier? SERGEANT LO Timing is everything. They have doubled their security in light of recent events. Officer Wong nods and takes note. Next to her, we see OFFICER LEE (30), a more experienced cop, with a slim physique, wearing a light blue button-up shirt and beige pants. She shifts nervously and sweats, holding something in. Her discomfort is palpable. SERGEANT LO We'll move in after dark. Get your gear ready and make sure... Officer Lee clenches her abdomen, trying to suppress her increasing urge to defecate. She can't bear it any longer, and her face twitches. OFFICER LEE Whispered (Oh no.) Officer Lee takes a risky decision and, facing the wall, she deliberately releases herself. She poops her beige pants, her facial expression revealing utmost relief. The bulge in her pants and the dark outline of her excrement carefully detailed showing that there is no turning back now. Her peers didn't hear anything, but the distinct smell is another story. Officer Wong catches a whiff and gags. OFFICER WONG Whispering Lee, was that you? Officer Lee looks back mortified. OFFICER LEE Whispering I couldn't help it. I've been holding it in all day because of this briefing. The smell reaches Sergeant Lo, who wrinkles her nose and fans the air. SERGEANT LO Alright, ladies, let's take a five-minute break. Meet back here with your gear, and for heaven's sake, please air out the room. Officer Wong smirks at Officer Lee, who wears a look of pure humiliation mixed with a sense of relief. INT. POLICE STATION LOCKER ROOM - MOMENTS LATER Officer Lee stands in front of her locker, retrieving a spare change of clothes: a new beige pants and white button-up shirt. Officer Wong enters and stops next to her, a smirk still playing on her lips. OFFICER WONG Did you shit your pants, Lee? OFFICER LEE Defensively No, I mean... Oh, whatever. Yeah, I did. But can't you see it was the worst time? OFFICER WONG Trying to suppress her laughter Yeah, it's just...indescribably hilarious. Officer Lee frowns and quickly changes into her new pants and shirt. OFFICER LEE I'll need to hit the restroom before we head out. After that, we'll have our heads in the game. No more distractions, okay? Officer Wong nods and smirks again. OFFICER WONG Alright, no more distractions. Let's get this mission done, even if it's a bit... shitty. Officer Lee rolls her eyes but can't help her own smirk. READY FOR THE SHOWDOWN The female officers assemble in the briefing room again, cracking their knuckles and gearing up. Sergeant Lo notices Officer Lee's change of clothes but says nothing, only giving her a brief nod before launching into the final motivational speech. SERGEANT LO Alright, ladies, let's take down this gang and make everyone proud. Nobody else will know about this case, but you'll go home at the end of the day understanding what you've achieved, crappy distractions or not. The officers chuckle. OFFICER LEE (With newfound determination) Let's do this.