Title: "Skating into Trouble" [Scene: Cafe Nervosa] Frasier: (excited) Well, I've decided to take up skateboarding! Niles: Skateboarding? Frasier, you're not seriously considering-- Frasier: Oh, but I am, Niles! It's a new challenge, a way to stay active and youthful. Roz: (smirking) Yeah, because nothing screams youth like a middle-aged man on a skateboard. Frasier: (ignoring Roz's comment) You'll see, I'll be the talk of the town with my new skills. Niles: (skeptical) I highly doubt that, Frasier. Skateboarding is quite difficult, not to mention dangerous. Frasier: Oh, Niles, have a little faith in me. I'll show you all how it's done. [Scene: Skateboarding park] Frasier: (wobbling on the skateboard) Whoa, whoa, this is harder than it looks! Random kid: (laughs) Hey, Mister, you need some help? Frasier: (embarrassed) No, no, I've got this. Just need a little practice. [Scene: Frasier's apartment] Frasier: (sneaks in, hiding the skateboard behind his back) Whew, that was close. Can't let Niles or Roz find out about my skateboarding adventure. Martin: (entering from the kitchen) Hey, Frasier, what's that behind your back? Frasier: (nervously) Oh, nothing, just a new hobby I've taken up. Martin: (excited) Skateboarding? That's great, son! Mind if I give it a try? Frasier: (panicking) No, no, Dad, you really shouldn't. It's not safe for someone your age. Martin: (disappointed) Oh, alright. But don't forget to wear a helmet, safety first! [Scene: Cafe Nervosa] Niles: (spotting Frasier's skateboard under the table) Frasier, what's this? Frasier: (stammering) Oh, that's, uh, just a prop for a radio show segment I'm doing. Roz: (smirking) Right, because nothing says sophisticated radio host like a skateboard. Frasier: (defeated) Alright, I admit it. I've been trying to learn how to skateboard in secret. But the truth is, I'm not very good at it. Niles: (surprised) Well, Frasier, I must say I'm impressed by your willingness to try new things. Maybe we can all give it a try together? Frasier: (relieved) That actually sounds like fun. And who knows, maybe someday I'll be the talk of the town with my skateboarding skills after all. [Scene: Skateboarding park] Frasier: (flipping off the skateboard) Watch out, world, here comes Frasier Crane, the skateboarding sensation! [End scene]