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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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3 turns May 8, 2023 at 7:15 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?"
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Lunagaron: "That's...unexpected. I didn't even know they were together." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been seeing each other for a few months now. And Magnamalo proposed last week." Malzeno: "Well, good for them, I guess. I hope they'll be happy." Lunagaron: "Me too. We should probably go congratulate them or something." Garangolm: "Agreed. Let's go." The three monsters made their way to Magnamalo's den, where they found the happy couple surrounded by their friends and family. They congratulated the newlyweds and wished them a long and happy life together. As they were leaving, Malzeno turned to Lunagaron and Garangolm and said, "You know, maybe it's time for us to start thinking about finding someone special too." Lunagaron smiled. "I know just the monster for you, Malzeno." And with that, the three friends set off into the night, ready to start a new chapter in their lives.
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!"
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Garangolm: "Yeah, and let's not forget that we all have the freedom to choose who we want to be with. The rules are just guidelines, not strict laws that we have to follow." Malzeno grunted in frustration. "I know, I know. But it's just...unusual. I've never heard of a monster dating a human before." Lunagaron chuckled. "Well, there's a first time for everything. And Natsuki is amazing. She's kind, smart, and funny. I couldn't be happier with her." Garangolm nodded. "And that's all that matters. As long as you're happy and she treats you well, that's all that should matter." Malzeno sighed. "I guess you're right. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned." Lunagaron grinned. "Nah, you're just Malzeno. But don't worry, we still love you." The three lords laughed and continued their journey back to the Citadel, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron was taken aback. "What? Why? What did I do?" Malzeno sighed. "It's not just one thing, Lunagaron. It's all the things. Your relationship with a human, your disregard for our rules, and your general disrespect for tradition and authority. We can't have a monster like you representing the Citadel." Lunagaron narrowed his eyes. "You can't just banish me like that. I have as much right to be here as you do." Garangolm spoke up. "We've talked to the other lords, Lunagaron. They agree that your behavior is unacceptable. If you stay here, it will only cause more problems and division among the monsters." Lunagaron could feel his anger boiling inside him. "You've all turned against me, just because I'm different. Just because I don't fit into your narrow mold of what a monster should be. Well, you know what? I don't need your approval. I'll make my own way, away from the Citadel and its outdated traditions." And with that, Lunagaron stormed off, feeling hurt and betrayed by his former friends. He knew it wouldn't be easy, but he was determined to find his own place in the world, one where he would be accepted and appreciated for who he was.