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“could you write an pardoy teaser trailer for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice ” (3 conversations)
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Dec 19, 2023 at 3:56 PM CST
United States
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could you write an pardoy teaser trailer for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice but with Minions. in the movie trailer batman is on the rooftop and talks himself about an life and his dead with his parents. Batman: There is an time when evil meet my match. my parents are dead, and i'm must do the right thing. In a flashback to his childhood, Bruce Wayne runs from his parents' funeral. He falls into a cave, where a circling vortex of bats elevates him back to the surface Batman: There once there an time where- Minions: (Singing) Batman: COULD YOU SHUT UP! Minions: Ok! Batman: I- Minions ask batman to be heroes Batman: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! and title of the movie named Minions pop up. Batman: what the f- Coming in July 10, 2015
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**ANNOUNCER:** In a world where the dark meets the yellow... **BATMAN MINION (standing on a toy rooftop overlooking a sea of crayons)**: There is a time when evil meet my match... Bananonana. My parents are... *sob*... poof! And I'm must do the right (*trips over rubber duck*)... uh, thing. **DRAMATIC MUSIC as Batman Minion models a cape made from a black T-shirt. FLASHBACK -- a tiny Bruce Minion runs from his parents' funeral, a banana peel in each hand.** **BATMAN MINION (voice echoing)**: There once there an time where... **CHOIR OF MINIONS (singing while holding flashlight like lighters)**: La la laaa, la-la laaa! **BATMAN MINION (exasperated)**: COULD YOU SHUT UP! **MINIONS:** Okie dokie! *giggles* **BATMAN MINION (trying to brood)**: I... **EXCITED MINIONS approach Batman Minion with makeshift hero costumes.** **MINIONS (in unison)**: You be hero, yes? Banana? **BATMAN MINION (losing his cool)**: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! **CUT TO: TITLE CARD as a bunch of Minions bounce the letters forming "MINIONS" into frame.** **BATMAN MINION (shocked, wearing utility belt full of bananas)**: What the f... **ANNOUNCER (with a chuckle)**: Coming in July 10, 2015... "MINIONS: BANANA OF JUSTICE!" **BAT-SIGNAL shines in the sky, except it's a banana.** **BATMAN MINION looks up, resigned to his fate.** **BATMAN MINION:** Time to split. (GADGETS spring out wildly) Oh, bee-doo! **END WITH A SERIES OF SLAPSTICK MINION SHENANIGANS as the trailer fades out.**