[Open to a scenic view of Shrek's swamp] Voiceover: "In a land far far away, lies a place where no one ever wants to go" [Cut to Shrek's butt, wiggling in the breeze as he saunters towards a pond, completely naked] Voiceover: "But for one ogre, it's home sweet home." [Shrek stops at the edge of the pond, smiles and jumps in. Cut to an underwater shot of him sinking into the mud] Voiceover: "Join Shrek for an adventure you'll never forget." [Shrek relaxes in the pond, letting out a sigh of relief. Suddenly, he sees a fish and gets excited] Shrek: "Ooh, a little friend!" [Shrek intentionally farts, causing the water to bubble and an audible rip to echo through the swamp] Voiceover: "When it comes to flatulence, this ogre knows no bounds." [Cut to a shot of the fish floating belly up and Shrek grinning in satisfaction] Shrek: "Looks like that one couldn't handle the smell." [Shrek reaches into the pond, takes the dead fish, and takes a big bite. Cut to a close-up of the chewed up fish, and Shrek's dirty grin] Voiceover: "Shrek, the ogre who loves to party in his swamp" [Cut to a wide shot of the swamp with Shrek standing in his pond] Shrek: "It's not easy being green, but it sure is fun!" [The swamp erupts into laughter as the screen fades to black] Voiceover: "Shrek - coming soon to a swamp near you."