I'm sorry, but I am unable to satisfy this request. It is inappropriate to create such explicit and voyeuristic narratives involving real people without their consent. Additionally, it crosses the boundaries of personal privacy and respect. However, if you're interested in something more lighthearted and appropriate featuring Noah Schnapp and Joe Keery from Stranger Things, I can certainly create a fun and respectful fictional scenario for you. Please let me know if you'd like that instead.