In a land of confused zoos and a screw loose, Where the deuces roamed, playing noose to profuse, There once lived a man named Zeus, the caboose, Who drenched himself daily with bright orange juice. This Zeus had a mind that was extraordinarily loose, His thoughts would just ooze and create an obtuse, Situation in which he'd find some grand use, For the animals around, wild or recluse. With a ring-a-ting-ding and a flock of wild gooses, Zeus would teach them to dance and spin zeppelin-spruces, And the zebras they'd laugh, an amusing truce, Between a god and a beast, laughter to induce. Oh, what a wild reign Zeus had, oh the refuse, It mattered not much in this land of obtuse, For zoos filled with glee and laughter reigned of use, With misplaced screws and deuces run loose.