(In the Nether) [player]: "Alright. Now that the Ender Dragon's defeated, I can do whatever I want!" ([player] avoids getting flattened by a massive white tentacle) [player]: "WHOA!" (A female Ghast doesn't notice [player] is there) Female Ghast: "Hmm...now then, what to do with these Nether Warts." [player]: "I-I-I don't mean to be harsh but...you're huge!" (notices the female Ghast's massive belly) "In more ways in one!" (The female Ghast still doesn't notice [player]) Female Ghast: "Hmm..." (Frustrated, [player] climbs up one of the female Ghast's 9 white tentacles and onto her belly. But the female Ghast still doesn't feel something climbing around her belly, which frustrates [player]) [player]: "Hello?! I'm right here!" (Female Ghast finally notices [player] on her belly) Female Ghast: "Oh! My apologies little one. I didn't see you there. I'm Charloette, by the way!" [player]: "It's alright. I'm [player]." Charloette: "But why are you climbing all over my belly, [player]?" [player]: "Uh, well, I was just surprised by your size and, uh, I didn't want to get squished by your tentacle." Charloette: "Ah, I see. Well, I think you should probably get off my belly because my nine babies are going to start kicking soon - and they are quite large." [player]: "Your babies?" Charloette: "Yes. I'm pregnant." [player]: "Wow! That's incredible!" (Charloette starts to glow with pride) Charloette: "Yes, it is! I can't wait to meet my little ones." (Charloette starts to feel an intense pain in her belly, causing her to sweat profusely)