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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 7:44 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?"
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Lunagaron: "That's surprising. I didn't know Magnamalo and Somnacanth were a thing." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently Magnamalo proposed to her last week and they're having a ceremony tomorrow. Everyone's talking about it." Malzeno: "Huh. Well, I guess congratulations are in order then. I hope they'll be happy together." Lunagaron: "Agreed. Love knows no bounds, even among monster hunters." Garangolm: "True. Now, let's go find some place where we won't be bothered by anyone."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!"
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Lunagaron: "Yeah, she's been keeping it a secret for a while. But it's great news, right?" Malzeno: "That's not the point. We have rules against relationships with humans. It's unsafe and could jeopardize our entire existence." Lunagaron: "I understand your concerns, but I love Natsuki and I don't think she poses a threat to us. And besides, love knows no boundaries." Garangolm: "I agree with Lunagaron. We should be able to choose who we love without fear of repercussions." Malzeno: "Fine. I'll hear you out, but I want to review the rules and make sure we're all following them." Lunagaron: "That's fair. Let's all sit down and discuss it together."
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Garangolm: "It's because of your relationship with Natsuki. It goes against our rules and could potentially put all of us in danger." Lunagaron: "But you said you would hear me out. I love her and I don't think she's a threat." Malzeno: "We did hear you out, but we've come to the decision that it's not worth the risk." Lunagaron: "This is ridiculous. You can't just banish me like this." Garangolm: "We're not banishing you, Lunagaron. You're still free to live your life outside of the Citadel." Lunagaron: "But this is my home. My friends are here, my life is here." Malzeno: "I'm sorry, but the safety of our community takes precedence. We've made our decision and it's final." Lunagaron: "You'll be hearing from my lawyer about this." With that, Lunagaron storms out of the room, furious at the decision made by Malzeno and Garangolm. The two lords look at each other, knowing that their decision may have caused a rift in the community.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Lunagaron: "I... I didn't mean to..." Monika: "Who are you? What did you do to Yuri?" Lunagaron: "I'm Lunagaron. I didn't mean to hurt her. It was a mistake." Natsuki: "Yuri, are you okay? We need to get you to the hospital." Yuri: "I'll be fine. Just... get me out of here." Monika: "We'll be taking this book with us. And if you ever come across it again, I suggest you stay away from it." With that, Monika and the others leave, taking the book and Yuri with them. Lunagaron is left alone, feeling guilt and shame over what he had just done. He realizes the consequences of his actions and begins to question the world around him.