Girl 1: Heeey, Sarah! *hiccup* You're lookhing sho shhiny tonight! What'sh your secret? Girl 2: Thanksh, Jess! Well, I jusht washed my hair today. *giggles* It'sh a miracle, I tell ya! Girl 1: Oh my gosh, your hair is likke, perfsh! Like a magical unicorn's mane! *giggles uncontrollably* Girl 2: You really think shoo? Thanks, girll! You know what'sh likke magic? The bartender'sh mixed drinks! They're shooo good! Girl 1: Yesssh! Those mix thingamajiggies areh the bomb! Can I have one toooo? *makes grabbing motion* Girl 2: Shure thing, schweetie! *stumbles while reaching for the drink* Woah! Gotta focush... a little more... *giggles* Girl 1: *almost falling off her stool* Oh em gee, I love those drinky things! What'sh in dem again? Girl 2: I don't even know, but they taste like rainbows! *giggles again* Maybe it'sh unicorn tears, y'know? Girl 1: Unicorn tearsh? Stoppp it, you're makkin me laugh so mush! *snorts* I can't even... *bursts into laughter* Girl 2: *giggling and snorting* I'm sho glad you fffound it funny! We're likeh, two drunk unicorrns chillin' in a bar, hahah! Girl 1: Hell yeah, we're the besht drunk unicorrns ever! *attempts to high-five but misses* Girl 2: *giggling uncontrollably* You know what, Jess? We schould shnow everyonne how we dance! We're amazing dancersh, trust me! Girl 1: Yesssh, shhake that booty like it'sh hot! *attempts to dance, stumbling clumsily* Girl 2: *joining in the clumsy dance* Whoop whoop! Look at ushh, dancing queensh, taking over the dance floorrr! *giggles* Girl 1: We're shupersh... su... *starts to mumble incoherently* Girl 2: Ahahaa, I think we're officially hammered, Jess! *giggles* Let'sh grab another drinkycup, whadya shay? Girl 1: Better idea, Sarah! Let'sh orderrr... like, ten more! *slurs words* Girl 2: *shocked* Ten? Whoa there, party girl! Let'sh stick to two, or we'll be crawling like unicorns in no time! Girl 1: Fine, two more ish more than enoughh. But you owe me a dance battshle, Sarah! Prepare to lose! Girl 2: It'sh on, Jess! But first... *giggles and clinks glasses* Cheers to being fabulous, drunk unicorns tonight! Both: Woooohoooo! *burst into laughter and clink glasses*