FADE IN: EXT. POND - DAY We see BENJAMIN TALMADGE, a handsome and stoic man in his mid-30s, standing waist deep in a serene pond. His back is to the camera, revealing his perfectly sculpted butt. The camera zooms in on his buttocks, which are as pale as freshly churned butter, with a smattering of freckles dotting the landscape. Suddenly, we hear a loud, rumbling noise coming from Benjamin. He grins mischievously and then, to our horror, releases a thunderous fart. The water around him turns murky, and bubbles rise to the surface carrying a vile stench. Several fish swim near, curious about the disturbance. But as soon as the fart bubbles touch them, they convulse and float belly-up to the surface, dead from the toxic gas. Benjamin chuckles to himself, unaware of the havoc he has wreaked on the local aquatic life. He shakes his head and wades out of the pond, completely unbothered by his own foul odor. BENJAMIN (cheerfully) Well, that was quite the natural disaster. FADE OUT.