**Title: The Misadventures of Autocorrect** --- *Jim:* Hey Mike, guess what happened at work today... I got a promotion! *Mike:* Oh man, that's ducking amazing! Congrats! *Jim:* Haha, ducking? Autocorrect? *Mike:* Nope, I'm just at the pond... and these ducks are inspiring! --- *Jenny:* Aliens just landed in my backyard!!! *Sara:* WHAT?! Are you serious?? *Jenny:* LOL, no! I meant to say "salesmen," but this is much more interesting. --- *John:* I just baked a cake and it exploded in the oven. I'm a kitchen terrorist. *Sophie:* Bwahaha! If your baking is a bomb, my cooking is a crime against humanity. *John:* So, dinner at your place then? *Sophie:* --- *Becca:* I finally told my crush that I love him in front of the whole class! *Zoe:* OMG, what did he say? *Becca:* He said, "I love... cake?" Turns out I accidentally texted my confession to the group project chat. --- *Tom:* I'm so nervous. I'm meeting her parents tonight. *Chad:* Just be yourself man. *Tom (hours later):* Bad advice Chad. Her dad asked what my intentions were and I said "Netflix and chill..." *Chad:* Oh no, dude... *Tom:* Yeah... but her dad laughed and said, "At least he's honest." Turns out they're super chill! --- *Mark:* It's complete! I built a time machine! *Lisa:* You're joking, right? *Mark:* Absolutely! But I did build some nice bookshelves. They'll take you on journeys through time... if you read the books. --- *Dave:* Secret confession... I wear socks with sandals. *Julia:* Dave, no... Anything but that. *Dave:* Haha, got you! I actually wear gloves with flip-flops. Fashion pioneer right here. *Julia:* I don't know which is worse --- *Ella:* I saw a ghost in my room last night!!! *Liam:* Ghost? Are you sure? *Ella:* I screamed and it screamed back. Then it turned on the light... It was my reflection in the mirror. *Liam:* Forever haunted by... yourself! Aahahaha!