(Opening shot of a tranquil pond with lily pads and a frog croaking. Suddenly, the water ripples and a familiar green figure emerges from beneath the surface.) Narrator: "Introducing the one and only, the ogre of the hour, Shrek!" (Shrek plops down in the water, causing a massive splash and startling all the fish.) Fish 1: (coughing) "Oh my cod, what is that smell?!" Fish 2: "It smells like rotten eggs and onions!" Fish 3: (gasping for air) "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!" (Shrek lets out a thunderous fart, causing a ripple effect on the water's surface.) Fish 4: "Dear Neptune, please make it stop!" Fish 5: "I'd rather be caught by a fisherman than suffer through this anymore!" Narrator: "Shrek's farts are so foul, they can clear a pond in seconds!" (Shrek grins mischievously and follows it up with another explosive fart. The fish start floating to the surface, their eyes bulging and tongues hanging out.) Fish 6: (weakly) "Save yourselves...I'm too young to die!" Fish 7: "Curse you, Shrek! You may have won this round, but we'll be back!" Narrator: "Get your Shrek-inspired air fresheners today, and enjoy a breathable life once again!" (Shrek winks at the camera and swims off, leaving a trail of bubbles behind. The final shot shows a pack of air fresheners with his picture on it.) Shrek: (voiceover) "It's better out than in, I always say!" (Ends with the iconic "Shrek" theme song.)