Make a vividly detailed Shrek story of Shrek nude as he's taking a bath waist deep in a pond (describe his physique, genitals and butt). Describe how Shrek looks as he feels a fart coming on and knows it'll kill fish, so Shrek passes gas, the resulting fart bubbles killing a few fish on contact from how rancid they smell. He grabs a dead fish to cook for dinner back at home. Add dialogue from Shrek throughout