[The screen fades in from black to the lush, green wilderness of Total Drama Island. A gentle, soothing voice starts to narrate as we pan over the serene beauty of the island's landscape, complete with singing birds and rustling leaves.] Narrator: "Welcome back to Total Drama Island, where the wild antics of our campers are as unpredictable as the fierce Canadian elements!" [The scene shifts to a secluded, sparkling pond nestled in the heart of the wilderness. The sun glistens off the water's surface like diamonds, revealing our lovable, good-natured contestant, Owen. He lounges in the pond, the water conveniently covering his modesty. The camera frames his cheerfully round face and the kind of broad, cuddly shoulders that look like they give the world's best hugs. His belly floats like a gentle, buoyant island in the tranquil water.] Narrator: "Here, we find our jolly gentle giant, Owen, embracing the call of nature, in nature!" [Owen waves at the camera with an innocent and carefree grin, blissfully ignorant of his own nudity. Our camera lingers a little too long on his cherubic, dimpled cheeks, those that grace his face, when suddenly, his eyes widen and his smile fades. His cheeks--again, on his face--take on a rosy flush as he seems to brace himself against an invisible force.] Narrator: [With a hint of mischief] "Oh, it seems our friend is about to unleash a force to be reckoned with!" [The once-still pond ripples violently as Owen leans to one side, his body tensing and his face contorted in that universally recognized pre-fart grimace. With the solemnity of a rocket launch countdown, a low, bubbling noise reverberates through the speakers, growing in intensity.] Narrator: [Dramatically] "Prepare for a gas-tastrophe!" [Owen lets out a colossal fart, the bubbling turning into a cataclysmic gurgle that sends water lilies and frogs leaping for their lives. The camera dramatically zooms in to capture a trio of fish, their little faces going from zen to total shock as they instinctively flop away. But alas, the smell is too much, and they belly-flop back to the water's surface, floating like sad, tragicomic lily pads.] Narrator: [With feigned solemnity] "Nature giveth, and Owen taketh away." [As the ripples of Owen's personal pond-based biohazard spread, the camera pans out to show the other contestants on the shore, pinching their noses, and fanning the air, while Chef Hatchet dons a hazardous material suit in the background.] Narrator: [Cheerfully] "Join us for more unprecedented surprises and odoriferous adventures on Total Drama Island! Where even the fish aren't safe from the drama!" [The screen splashes with colorful text, "Total Drama Island: Dive In, If You Dare!" while uplifting, quirky music crescendos.] Narrator: "Tune in! And maybe bring a nose plug!" [The screen blinks out just as Owen, still in the pond, waves bashfully, the embodiment of oblivious joviality amidst the odorous chaos he's created. Fade to black.] Disclaimer: "No fish were harmed in the making of this commercial. Any resemblance to real underwater creatures is purely coincidental." [The sound of distant laughter rolls through as the commercial ends.]