**Misheard Version:** Shaggy: What a service flight to be blocking comb from the smoothies, Scooby-Roo, and mall because goo had to stray and sea Star: Hog Danger of the Gnarled Woods, thrice. Scooby: (exhaled) Nah! Nah! Nah! Nah! **Opposite Version:** Shaggy: What a calm day to be running to work from the operas, Scooby-Doo, and all because you refused to watch Star: Cat Peacekeeper of the South Plains, never. Scooby: (unimpressed) No! No! No! No! **Taken Out of Context Version:** Shaggy: On a diet of eerie sunlight, skipping to the library, Scooby-Doo, as we avoided Star: Dog Ranger of the North Woods, for a sandwich. Scooby: (confused) Food? Food? Food? Food? **Very Hilarious List of Stuff That Makes No Sense by Questioning Bits Version:** 1. Why on earth would a service flight involve blocking a comb at a smoothie bar? 2. Since when do dogs conventionally frequent operas, let alone run to work? 3. How did seeing Star: Dog Ranger twice directly correlate to Shaggy and Scooby suddenly being on a diet of eerie sunlight? 4. Why would Scooby, a dog known for his appetite, exclaim "Nah!" to presumably delicious smoothies? 5. When did sandwich become the currency for avoiding movies and what sort of sandwich trades for a movie ticket? 6. And, seriously, how does one skip to the library as a form of avoiding a movie - is it a magical library with an anti-cinema field? 7. Lastly, can dogs like Scooby really express such vast emotional depth with a simple "No!"?