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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 6:46 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Grrrrgh...fine. Guess I can take a break."
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Lunagaron: "You know, we should go congratulate them. It's a big day for both of them." Garangolm: "Agreed. And maybe we can sneak in some celebratory drinks and food while we're at it." Malzeno: "Ugh, fine. But I'm only going for the food." The three monsters made their way towards the wedding site, where they could hear the faint sounds of music and cheering in the distance. They arrived just in time to catch a glimpse of Magnamalo and Somnacanth exchanging vows. As the couple sealed their union with a kiss, the other monsters cheered and clapped. Malzeno: "Alright, alright, let's get the feast started!" Lunagaron: "Agreed! And let's make sure we don't eat too much or we're going to regret it later." Garangolm: "Oh, come on. We're monsters! We can handle anything." And with that, the three of them dive into the feast, celebrating the union of two of their kind.
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!"
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Garangolm: "Wait, what?! They're having a baby?" Lunagaron: "Yeah! They told me a few weeks ago when we went to visit them." Malzeno: "Ugh, great. Another half-breed to add to the mix." Lunagaron: "Hey, watch it. That's our friend and ally's child you're talking about." Garangolm: "Yeah, we should be happy for them." Malzeno grumbles incoherently before changing the subject. Malzeno: "Anyway, we need to discuss the growing number of human hunters in our territory. It's becoming a problem." Lunagaron: "I agree. But what can we do about it?" Garangolm: "We can increase patrols and make it clear that any hunters who cross our borders without permission will face consequences." Malzeno nods in agreement. Malzeno: "Right. And we need to start taking a unified stance as the Three Lords. No more infighting or bickering among ourselves." The other two monsters nod in agreement, and they continue their conversation to address the new challenges that face them as guardians of their realm.
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron's expression turns from curiosity to shock. Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "It's not just about what you did, it's about what you represent. You've been seen consorting with humans, and that's unacceptable. It's compromising our safety and the integrity of our realm." Lunagaron: "But Natsuki isn't like other hunters. She's my friend. And she helps us too." Garangolm: "We understand that, Lunagaron. But we can't afford to take any chances. The humans are unpredictable, and we can't let our guard down." Lunagaron: "So that's it? You're just going to banish me like this?" Malzeno: "It's for the greater good." Lunagaron hangs his head and looks dejected. Lunagaron: "I understand. I'll leave." Malzeno: "Good. And don't come back." As Lunagaron turns to leave, Garangolm speaks up. Garangolm: "Lunagaron, we're not doing this because we hate you. We're doing this to protect our people." Lunagaron nods in acknowledgement, but the hurt is still evident on his face as he disappears into the distance, leaving his former allies to carry on without him.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange comic-like set of drawings sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Just before Lunagaron takes the set of drawings, a mysterious figure takes it. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I brought my Parfait Girls manga to school with me! And I don't want your claws ripping it apart! Let alone you devouring ALL the cupcakes I made for the club before my friends arrive! My life has already been a living hell because my father is abusing me all the damn time! And did I forget to mention that your claws remind me of a friend who owns a KNIFE COLLECTION!?" Lunagaron: "...wait a God damn minute. Cupcakes...Parfait Girls...friend owns a knife collection...abused by father- Wait...Natsuki, is that you?"
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Natsuki: "Huh? How do you know my name?" Lunagaron: "I'm Lunagaron. I'm a friend of your boyfriend. Well, I used to be friends with him until I got kicked out of the Citadel recently." Natsuki: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you okay?" Lunagaron: "I'll be fine. But I'm just looking for something to do and this Parfait Girls comic of yours looks interesting." Natsuki: "Oh, yeah. It's a manga that I'm really into. Would you like to read it with me?" Lunagaron nods. Lunagaron: "Sure. I've never really read manga before, but I'm open to trying it out." The two sit and read together, discussing the story and characters. Soon, Natsuki's friends arrive, and Lunagaron is introduced to them. Natsuki's friend Yuri: "It's so cool to meet a monster like you, Lunagaron! I didn't think monsters could be friendly." Lunagaron: "Well, we're not all bad. And hey, you seem pretty cool for a human." The group spends the afternoon together, sharing interests and getting to know each other. And as Lunagaron leaves, he realizes that maybe not all humans are bad after all.