Make a vividly detailed and comedic Far Cry 3 story about Jason Brody entering a pond in the nude (compliment his physique and butt), describe how he looks as he gets a snack by submerging his rear into the water and intentionally forcing out a fart, the rancid fart killing a few fish as they inhale the stench. he happily grabs them to eat. add dialogue from Jason throughout the story