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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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4 turns May 8, 2023 at 7:40 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?"
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Lunagaron: "That's news to me. I thought Magnamalo was into the single life." Garangolm: "Apparently not. Magnamalo and Somnacanth have been seen together quite often lately." Malzeno: "Huh. Well, I hope they're happy together. But let's focus on our own problems for now." Lunagaron: "Agreed. We need to find a way to get rid of these hunters once and for all." Garangolm: "I have an idea. What if we band together and launch a surprise attack on their village?" Malzeno: "That's a bit extreme...but it might be the only way to get them to leave us alone." Lunagaron: "I'm in. Let's do this." Garangolm: "Great. Meet me at the old ruins tonight and we'll plan our attack." Malzeno: "Alright. It's time to show these hunters that they're messing with the wrong monsters."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!"
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Lunagaron: "Yes, she is. They're both very excited." Malzeno: "That's great news. Congrats to them." Garangolm: "It's been a while since we've had some good news around here. I hope everything goes well for them." Lunagaron: "Yeah, they deserve all the happiness in the world. And speaking of happiness, Natsuki brings me a lot of happiness too. So, I hope you guys can be accepting of our relationship." Malzeno: "Well, we'll have to think about the rules and everything. But for now, let's just focus on protecting the Citadel and keeping the peace. We have enough problems to deal with." Garangolm: "Agreed. Let's get back to work."
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What?! Why?" Garangolm: "We know about your relationship with Natsuki and it goes against the rules and traditions of the Citadel." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous. Why does it matter who I love?" Malzeno: "It's not just about who you love, Lunagaron. It's about preserving our way of life and the balance of power between monsters and humans." Lunagaron: "But Natsuki is different! She's not like the other humans. She understands us." Garangolm: "It doesn't matter. The rules are the rules and we can't make exceptions for anyone." Lunagaron: "This is unfair." Malzeno: "I'm sorry, Lunagaron. But this is our decision." Lunagaron: "I won't forget this. And I won't let go of my feelings for Natsuki." Garangolm: "We understand your frustration, Lunagaron. But you need to respect our decision." Lunagaron: "...fine. I'll go. But don't expect me to be happy about it." Lunagaron leaves the Citadel and walks away, feeling hurt and betrayed by his fellow lords.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Lunagaron: "I didn't mean to hurt anyone. They attacked me first!" Natsuki: "What the hell is going on here?" Monika: "This creature attacked my friend Yuri. And now Yuri's been blinded." Lunagaron: "I didn't know! I thought they were just trying to steal the book from me!" Natsuki: "We need to stop this. Yuri, are you okay? Can you still fight?" Yuri: "Yes, I can still fight. Let's take this monster down." Lunagaron: "Wait, please. I don't want to fight anymore. Can we just talk?" Natsuki: "Fine. But you need to explain yourself." Lunagaron: "I'm a monster. I used to be one of the lords of the Citadel." Monika: "A lord? You mean like a ruler or leader?" Lunagaron: "Yes. But I was kicked out because of my relationship with a human." Natsuki: "That's awful. I'm sorry that happened to you. But that doesn't give you the right to attack people." Lunagaron: "I know. I just...I don't know what to do or where to go." Yuri: "We can help you. But you need to promise never to attack anyone again." Lunagaron: "I promise. Thank you for understanding." Natsuki: "Let's get your wounds treated and figure out our next steps." Monika: "Agreed. But first, we need to get out of here before anyone else finds us."