Write a comedic detailed story set in the team fortress 2 universe. BLU and RED Scout are relaxing next to each other while skinnydipping (describe their bodies and butts). Write out a conversation between them, both Scouts speaking in a Boston accent. Knowing how deadly their farts are to fish, RED scout and BLU scout fart in the water, the fish dies (describe the fish), the scouts happily collect the fish for dinner