1) "Just drove by a house held up by underwater ropes...guess they forgot to pay their property taxes and now they're in deep water. #housefloatwoes" 2) "Who needs a foundation when you have underwater ropes holding up your house? #ingeniousorinsane" 3) "Trying to imagine the conversation that went like, 'Hey Bob, let's use underwater ropes to hold up our house." #badideas" 4) "I bet the insurance company was thrilled to hear about the underwater rope house claim... #holdmybeer" 5) "I never knew my fear of water was so extreme until I saw a house held up by underwater ropes. #terrifyingthoughts"