**WhatsApp Chat Story: The Unexpected Guest Admission** Alex: So I heard there was a bit of a wild party at your place last night Jamie: Wild is an understatement. My living room looked like a zoo this morning Alex: Wait, you're using animal emojis. Please tell me those aren't literal admissions Jamie: Oh they are... Let me tell ya, my cat will NEVER be the same Alex: I'm afraid to ask, but... what happened? Jamie: OK so, everything was fine until someone kicked the door in shouting "Special delivery!" Alex: Was it a SWAT team? Jamie: Nope. A guy from "Wild Encounters Party Entertainment." Apparently, my buddy Dan misheard "bring the chips" as "bring the chimps"... Alex: I CAN'T So there were real monkeys at your party?! Jamie: Two chimps. They crashed the dance floor and started dabbing to Despacito Alex: This is gold. Wait, so, how did they leave?! Jamie: They didn't. One's binge-watching Netflix with me tonight Alex: And the other? Jamie: Plot twist... He's your new roommate. He's got a thing for bananas and EDM. I sent him your address. Alex: Wait what?! Jamie: APRIL FOOLS! Gotcha! Alex: Oh, you evil genius! Had me planning a banana budget Jamie: But... there *was* an unexpected admission last night... Alex: Do tell! Jamie: Dan didn't just mishear about the chips... He brought his sister. The one you've had a crush on forever Alex: WHAT?! Jamie: She came looking for the host's best friend - said she heard he's a real party animal Alex: Is this another joke? Jamie: No joke. She's asking about you! Alex: Time for my own unexpected admission, then: I'm on my way! Jamie: That's the spirit! And Alex... bring actual chips this time! **End of Chat**