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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 9:28 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Well, I guess we should go and offer our congratulations. It's not often that two different subspecies of monsters fall in love, let alone get married." Lunagaron: "Agreed. And it's about time we all come together and celebrate something instead of constantly fighting and competing against each other." Garangolm: "I couldn't have said it better myself. Let's all go and bear witness to this historic event." And so, the three monsters set off towards the Lava Caverns to witness the wedding of Magnamalo and Somnacanth. As they arrived, they could see the beautiful decorations and the happy couple surrounded by their family and friends. Malzeno: "Congratulations, Magnamalo and Somnacanth! May you have a long and happy life together." Lunagaron: "We never would have guessed that you two were meant for each other, but it's clear that you share a deep bond." Garangolm: "We are honored to be here on your special day. Let's all celebrate this union of love and friendship!" And so, the monsters let go of their grudges and differences, and came together to celebrate the love between Magnamalo and Somnacanth. It was a reminder that sometimes, even the fiercest of rivals can find common ground and come together in harmony.
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her baby is going to be a hybrid of her and Magnamalo!"
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Malzeno: "Wow, that's incredible! A hybrid baby. This truly is a new era for us monsters." Garangolm: "I can't wait to see what this new generation will bring. Maybe they'll bring more peace to these lands." Lunagaron: "And as for Natsuki, I understand your concerns, Malzeno. But she's different. She's kind and understanding, and she accepts me for who I am, even though I'm a monster." Malzeno: "I see. Well, as long as you're happy, Lunagaron. That's all that matters." And so, the three lords returned to the Citadel, with a renewed hope for the future. They knew that there were still challenges to face, but they were determined to face them together, with the help of their friends, their loved ones, and the bonds that they had forged along the way.
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm approaches Malzeno, concerned. Garangolm: "Are you okay, Malzeno?" Malzeno: "No, I'm not. Lunagaron violated our code of conduct by dating a human, and now he's planning to marry her. He's disrupting our society, and I had to banish him." Garangolm: "I understand your concerns, Malzeno. But I think you're being too harsh. Love may not be something we understand fully, but it's an important part of any society. And if Lunagaron and Natsuki truly love each other, then who are we to stand in their way?" Malzeno: "I see your point, Garangolm. But our society cannot function if monsters and humans start mixing and disrupting the natural balance of things. We need order and stability, at any cost." Garangolm: "I understand where you're coming from, Malzeno. But sometimes, change is necessary for growth. And who knows, maybe this new generation of hybrids will bring something new and amazing to our world." Malzeno takes a moment to consider Garangolm's words. He still believes in maintaining order and stability, but perhaps he was too quick to judge Lunagaron and Natsuki's relationship. Malzeno: "You're right, Garangolm. Maybe I was too harsh. I'll reconsider my decision about Lunagaron. And who knows, maybe this new era will be just what we need to bring about a better future for both monsters and humans."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Lunagaron looks shocked and horrified at what he's done to the mysterious person. Lunagaron: "I...I didn't mean to hurt anyone. I just...I was trying to protect myself." Monika, the brown-haired woman, looks at Lunagaron with a mix of anger and fear. Monika: "Who are you? What are you doing here?" Lunagaron: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to intrude. I was just looking for a place to be alone." Natsuki helps Yuri, the person who Lunagaron injured, and looks at him with concern. Natsuki: "Yuri, are you okay?" Yuri: "I'll be fine. It's just a flesh wound. But we need to get out of here. This monster...he's dangerous." Monika: "Agreed. Let's get out of here before he hurts anyone else." The three girls leave quickly, with Yuri still bleeding from her injury. As they go, Lunagaron is left standing there, feeling both guilty and confused. He never intended for anyone to get hurt, but he also couldn't control his instincts as a monster. Lunagaron: "What have I done? I need to leave this place, before I cause any more harm." And so, Lunagaron leaves the building, with a heavy heart and a newfound sense of guilt and responsibility. He knows that he can never undo what he did, but he can try to make amends and be a better monster in the future.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!! And we don't even have a name for her yet!!!" Magnamalo: "Already?!" Somnacanth: "Yes!" Magnamalo: "Well, at least we've got a nursery set up!" Suddenly, Gaismagorm lands beside them. Gaismagorm: "What is the meaning of this fuckery?"
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Magnamalo: "Somnacanth is going into labor! Our baby is coming!" Gaismagorm: "Ah, congratulations! You know, when I had my children, I was the proudest father in the world. There's nothing quite like the joy of seeing your child come into this world." Somnacanth lets out another scream. Somnacanth: "AAAAHHH! IT HURTS SO MUCH!" Magnamalo: "Hang in there, Somnacanth. We're almost there. Just push." With the help of Magnamalo and Gaismagorm, Somnacanth pushes out their baby daughter. She cries and wails, announcing her arrival into the world. Magnamalo: "We did it, Somnacanth. We have a beautiful baby girl." Somnacanth: "She's so beautiful. What should we name her?" Gaismagorm: "How about Amaterasu? It means 'shining heaven' in ancient language. It's a fitting name for such a beautiful child." Somnacanth: "Amaterasu. I love it." Magnamalo: "Amaterasu it is. Welcome to the world, little one. We'll love you always and forever." And so, the family of three welcomes their new addition, Amaterasu, with joy and love in their hearts. They know that their lives will never be the same again, but they also know that this is the start of something wonderful - a new era of peace and harmony that they hope will last for generations to come.