Make a comedic and vividly detailed story about half*alive singer Josh Taylor waking up. he starts his morning routine by with a bath in the pond outside his home. he enters in a pond in the buff (compliment his butt and physique). describe his appearance as he's washing his hair, chest, armpits. he decides to let out a wet fart while washing himself, enjoying the relief. Some fish that died from the awful stink float up amongst the fart bubbles. he happily grabs one of the fish to take home for dinner. add dialogue from Josh throughout the story