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“Write a funny story in Russian about Arkady with schizophrenia, who worked in an” (1 conversations)
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Write a funny story in Russian about Arkady with schizophrenia, who worked in an electronics store called DNA. Customers who came to the store smelled like herring and soup, big dwarfs chose TWS headsets but didn't have ears, a blind man chose a camera, a crowd of crazy cats, robot vacuum cleaners take over the world.
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Arkadii s shizofreniei rabotal v elektronnom magazine DNA. Kazhdyi den' on vstrechal udivitel'nykh klientov - odin nosil zapakh seledki, drugoi - supa. Bol'shie dvorfy vybirali TWS naushniki, no u nikh byli predatel'skie bochkoobraznye ushi, kotorye ne podkhodili k naushnikam. Slepoi chelovek vybral kameru, no Arkadii zabyl skazat' emu, chto kamera ne imeet vozmozhnosti snimat' zvuk. Vnezapno v magazin vorvalos' stado sumasshedshikh koshek, kotorye razorvali vse korobki s tekhnikoi. Arkadii popytalsia ikh ostanovit', no uvy, oni okazalis' bystree. Edinstvennoe, chto ostavalos' Arkadiiu, eto bezhat'. No begstvo bylo bezuspeshnym, tak kak robot-pylesosy vnezapno zakhvatili mir. Arkadii ponimal, chto ego zhizn'- eto nastoiashchaia sitcom.