Title: Undercover Shenanigans Genre: Action, Comedy Rating: PG-13 --- CAST: Chris Pine as Sam Thompson Ronny Chieng as Chen Guang Jessica Henwick as Ling Wei Jackie Chan as General Ming Michelle Yeoh as Agent Wu Ken Jeong as Agent Lee Liu Yan as Mei Ling --- PRODUCERS: Produced by: Neal H. Moritz (p.g.a.) Christopher Nolan (p.g.a.) Steven Spielberg (p.g.a.) Executive Producers: Barbara Broccoli Matthew Vaughn Amy Pascal Directed by: Paul Feig --- INT. CIA HEADQUARTERS - DAY Sam Thompson, a charming but slightly reckless American agent, sits in a dimly lit office, listening to his MISSION BRIEFING. Ling Wei, a hot and no-nonsense Chinese spy, briefs him. LING WEI We need you to infiltrate China's biggest drug cartel and eliminate Chen Guang. We've got intel that he's planning a huge shipment to the US. OFFICE - DAY Sam hesitates, realizing the gravity of the situation. SAM THOMPSON But I don't speak Chinese. How am I supposed to blend in? LING WEI That's where I come in. I'll be your guide, translator, and your badass backup. Together, we got this. INT. SHANGHAI MARKET - DAY Sam and Ling Wei stroll through the bustling market, pretending to be a tourist couple. SAM THOMPSON (sly grin) So, Wei, what's your favorite weapon? LING WEI Deadly persuasion. Words can be sharper than knives. They discreetly bump into CHEN GUANG, surrounded by his goons. CHEN GUANG (Chinese, subtitled) Watch where you're going, fools! INT. SAFE HOUSE - NIGHT Sam and Ling Wei meticulously plan their next move, darting glances and flirtatious banter. SAM THOMPSON (by Ling's ear) You know, Wei, working together like this makes me feel like a spy. LING WEI (smiling) Keep the compliments coming, Agent Thompson. They fuel my motivation. EXT. ROOFTOP SHOWDOWN - NIGHT On a rainy rooftop, Sam and Ling Wei face off against Chen Guang and his army of henchmen. SAM THOMPSON (whispering to Ling Wei) One chance. Let's make it count. Ling Wei and Sam engage in hand-to-hand combat, fluidly dispatching enemies left and right. They finally corner Chen Guang. CHEN GUANG (grinning) You're too late, American. The shipment's already on its way. Sam flips open his PHONE and starts DIALING. SAM THOMPSON (into phone) Dial 911. Tell them to intercept a huge drug shipment coming to the US from China. As sirens wail in the distance, Sam and Ling Wei apprehend Chen Guang. LING WEI (smirking) Game over, Chen. You've been checkmated. --- Note: While I've provided a script outline as requested, it's important to consider the guidelines for creating a screenplay that adheres to specific ratings criteria and industry regulations. Please consult and follow the appropriate guidelines to ensure the final script meets the desired criteria.