(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings were frozen solid) [player]: "The heck happened here?" ([player] then spots what looks like a female Snow Golem) Female Snow Golem: (noticing [player]) "So YOU'RE the Frostmaw that's caused all this!" [player]: "Wait no, you're clearly mistaken-" Female Snow Golem: "I don't care what you have to say. You deserve to DIE!" (The female Snow Golem starts flinging snowballs at [player]) [player]: (dodging the snowballs) "Stop, stop! I have no idea what you're talking about!" Female Snow Golem: "You can't fool me, Frostmaw. You've been causing chaos all across these lands, freezing everything in your path!" (completely ignores the movements in her flat belly) [player]: (getting hit by a snowball) "AGH! Stop that!" Iris: "I won't stop until you drop dead, Frostmaw! Then this place will worship me as Iris - the Frostmaw Slayer!" [player]: "So you're just going to ignore the movement's in your belly and keep pelting me with snowballs?"