INT. POND - DAY The camera pans in on Benjamin Talmadge, standing waist deep in a serene pond, completely in the buff. The sunlight glistens off his muscular physique, highlighting his chiseled abs and firm buttocks. Suddenly, Ben arches his back and lets out an earth-shattering fart. The sound echoes through the trees, causing a few birds to fly off in alarm. But it's not just the sound that's shocking - the resulting fart bubbles that emerge from Ben's backside are a putrid green color, emitting a foul stench that could be mistaken for a toxic gas leak. A few unlucky fish swim by, only to meet their untimely demise as the noxious bubbles envelop them. Their lifeless bodies float to the surface, as Ben nonchalantly continues his business, seemingly unfazed by the chaos he has caused. As the camera zooms in on the horrified expressions of the fish, the scene cuts to a wide shot of the pond, now eerily quiet except for the distant sound of Ben whistling a tune. The once peaceful water is now a graveyard of unfortunate aquatic life, all thanks to one man and his lethal flatulence. FADE OUT.