>be me, 23 years-old lonely anon >yesterday, friend sets me up on a blind date >"trust me bro, she's perfect for you," he said >skepticalbutdesperate.jpg >agree to go, prepare for the worst >show up at the restaurant, wait nervously >door opens >in walks a goddess, 10/10, curves that could kill a man >she approaches my table with a smile >her: "Anon?" >holyshit.avi >nod like a bumbling idiot >dinner goes well, talking, laughing, catching vibes >suddenly, realize she's got huge assets >massiveserioushonkers.jpg >trying not to stare, failing miserably >she's smart, funny, and seems into me? >whatislife.ebook >dinner ends, she mentions walking home >offer to walk her because I'm not a total scumbag >she accepts, we leave the restaurant >perfect night, stars, warm breeze >get to her place, she turns to me >"I had a really nice time, Anon." >standing there, heart racing >she leans in, hugs me, whispering thanks >feel her huge breasts against my chest >trying to keep cool, looks like I'm about to detonate >pull away, she smiles, goes inside >turn around, walk home, flying like a kite >thankyouboobjesus.png >get home, realize I might just be a lucky guy >friend calls, asks how it went >"Better than I could have ever imagined." >he's laughing, says he knew it >lay in bed, can't stop smiling >maybe, just maybe, this is the start of something beautiful >thankyoublinddatefates.exe