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“Sonic all characters react to Zergling busy gnawing on a piece of pants from the” (2 conversations)
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Dec 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM MSK
Russia
, Moscow
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Sonic all characters react to Zergling busy gnawing on a piece of pants from the marine as another Zergling could be seen jumping onto the roof of the bunker before taking a huge dump on the bunker all while with a smile on its face. Sonic all characters and two marines in the bunker picking up rifles as one of them says "Let's rock!" And with that, they waited until one of the Zerglings jumped. Said marine with the ripped pants then turned towards the noise exposing his buttcrack to the audience as giggles or chuckles could be heard.
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Sonic: (Raises an eyebrow) What the...? That's some bizarre Zergling behavior. Tails: Ugh, those Zerglings are causing quite a mess. We need to stop them before they do more damage. Knuckles: (Crosses his arms) This is getting out of hand. I can't believe they're actually enjoying this. Amy Rose: (Looks disgusted) Eww! That Zergling just defiled the bunker! We have to defend ourselves! Shadow: (Glares menacingly) Pathetic creatures. They dare disrespect our territory? They'll regret crossing our paths. Rouge: (Sighs) Well, this certainly isn't the heist I was expecting. Let's just focus on getting rid of those Zerglings. Dr. Eggman: (Laughs maniacally) Oh, the chaos! It fills my heart with joy! Let's join the party, my evil creations! Marine 1: (Grits his teeth) We're not backing down! Ready your rifles, boys! Marine 2: (Nervously) I didn't sign up for this... But if it's a fight they want, it's a fight they'll get! Zergling 1: (Jumps towards the bunker) Raaagh! Marine 1: (Aims his rifle) This is it, boys! Fire! (They start shooting at the Zergling, trying to defend themselves and the bunker. The Zergling lets out a screech as it falls to the ground.) Sonic: Nice shot, guys! Keep 'em coming! (Meanwhile, the marine with the ripped pants shamelessly turns and shows his exposed buttcrack.) Marine 1: Seriously? Now's not the time for jokes, man! Marine 2: (Chuckles awkwardly) Well, guess it lightens up the situation a bit... (Despite the oddness of the situation, the characters remain focused, determined to protect themselves from the Zerglings and defend their turf.)